About me


My name is Jeff. I was raised in North Carolina and really had the best parents in the world. They taught me the values of hard work, self-sacrifice, and how to maul when provoked. I’ll be honest--my parents are wolves.

Despite this handicap, I made it through grades K-12 without getting sent back to the woods once. I next went to A LOT of parties at UNC-Chapel Hill and also may have graduated.

These days, I work in business operations for a tech company in the Bay Area. I have a love-hate relationship with my job, in that I love my job but hate that humans have to have jobs (my parents make fun of me a lot for this).