Googler #1: Guys, the Internet is down! What the hell do we do?!
Googler #2: The Internet is WHAT? Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod.
Googler #1: Calm down. It’s going to be okay. We obviously can’t do any work now, so I guess we should all go home.
Googler #2: To our houses? have no idea how to get there! I always just use Google Maps!
Googler #1: Crap. Me too. Well I just ordered a pizza online so we should be okay on the food front.
Googler #2: Phew. I guess we’ll just have to wait it out here.
Googler #1: Wait a second. . .oh no. . .OH NO. . .I just remembered that I hadn’t confirmed the order online yet! The pizza’s not coming!
Googler #2: WHAT?! No pizza?! We’re all going to starve! And I can’t even email my parents goodbye!
Googler #1: I know. And to think that this could have been the one time I had an interesting tweet.
Googler #2: Hashtag sad.
