1) A weird phone carrier malfunction that only affected her phone. These are getting more common.
2) She dropped her phone in the toilet. Or the ocean. Maybe a mermaid will LOL at your cheesy joke.
3) “Wait, you have to press Send??” - Her
4) She’s been SUPER busy. In fact, she hasn’t even really looked at her phone, except of course to take #selfies.
5) She’s taking the time to craft the perfect reply. Not everyone has an Emily Dickinson inside them like you do.
6) She doesn't read too good. You might try communicating to her through a reality TV show.
7) Um, people actually send snapchats now. What are you, her grandma?
8) She wants to reply, but is a little intimidated. Maybe try being a little less good looking?
9) She actually did reply. Wait, you didn’t DELETE it, did you?
10) She’s just not that into you. . . HAHA just kidding! This is definitely NOT the reason.
Whatever it is, you’d better start Googling her to be sure she’s still alive. You know, better safe than sorry and all.
