Guy: Wow, this has been such a great evening.
Girl: Yeah, it has been a good second date.
Guy: So perfect. . .can I buy you another drink?
Girl: No thanks. But thanks for buying all those drinks earlier for my friends! You really wouldn’t let them pay, would you?
Guy: Of course not. You know, they say money doesn’t grown on trees, but I guess they’ve never been to my backyard. I have an actual tree that grows money. Fifties and hundreds mostly.
Girl: Um, really? That seems pretty improbable.
Guy: Improbable for most. But anything is possible for you, my love.
Girl: I’m sorry, but did you just call me your “love”? That’s pretty weird.
Guy: Anything for you, my love. Are you excited to visit my estate this weekend? I think Mother will really adore you.
Girl: Wait, what? You want me to meet your family on our third date?
Guy: Well I thought it would only be right given our news.
Girl: What news?
Guy: We’re getting married! Well, I guess it would be more appropriate to phrase that in the form of a question--will you marry me? Don’t say anything--I already know the answer!
Girl: Are you crazy? This is our second date!!
Guy: Sometimes fate is fate. Now, if we have a boy I was thinking we could name him “Marty” or “Phil”. Not sure yet for a girl. Thoughts?
(He reaches over and starts rubbing her tummy)
Girl: I think you’re insane! Now get your hand off of my stomach! We’ve barely kissed, and I now highly regret going that far!
Guy: No regrets. We have to live in the moment. As my mother always says, “A kiss leads to a baby. So don’t kiss any girls!” But do I regret not listening to her this time? Of course not, my love.
Girl: I’m out of here!
(She runs off)
Guy (calling after her): I understand. So much to buy for our young one!
Girl: Yeah, it has been a good second date.
Guy: So perfect. . .can I buy you another drink?
Girl: No thanks. But thanks for buying all those drinks earlier for my friends! You really wouldn’t let them pay, would you?
Guy: Of course not. You know, they say money doesn’t grown on trees, but I guess they’ve never been to my backyard. I have an actual tree that grows money. Fifties and hundreds mostly.
Girl: Um, really? That seems pretty improbable.
Guy: Improbable for most. But anything is possible for you, my love.
Girl: I’m sorry, but did you just call me your “love”? That’s pretty weird.
Guy: Anything for you, my love. Are you excited to visit my estate this weekend? I think Mother will really adore you.
Girl: Wait, what? You want me to meet your family on our third date?
Guy: Well I thought it would only be right given our news.
Girl: What news?
Guy: We’re getting married! Well, I guess it would be more appropriate to phrase that in the form of a question--will you marry me? Don’t say anything--I already know the answer!
Girl: Are you crazy? This is our second date!!
Guy: Sometimes fate is fate. Now, if we have a boy I was thinking we could name him “Marty” or “Phil”. Not sure yet for a girl. Thoughts?
(He reaches over and starts rubbing her tummy)
Girl: I think you’re insane! Now get your hand off of my stomach! We’ve barely kissed, and I now highly regret going that far!
Guy: No regrets. We have to live in the moment. As my mother always says, “A kiss leads to a baby. So don’t kiss any girls!” But do I regret not listening to her this time? Of course not, my love.
Girl: I’m out of here!
(She runs off)
Guy (calling after her): I understand. So much to buy for our young one!
