LOCK AND KEY
- Lock: Oh, here you come! Our embrace shall be short but sweet!
- Key: Yes lock, yes! I love you!
- Lock: I love you too. . .oh, it’s over. Back to doing nothing for hours
NEWSPAPER
- Yes! Yes pick me up! See, I still matter! I’m a physical representation of information!! Wait, don’t take me over there!!! DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT THE HAMSTER DOES OVER THERE?!?!?
ALARM CLOCK
- GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP. Okay I’ll sleep for a little bit. . .OKAY TIME’S UP GET UP GET UP GET UP.
OLD SHOWER
- Ahh I’m nice and comfortable. . .NO I’M NOT, I’M SUPER HOT FOR NO REASON. . .ahhh back to comfortable . . .NOPE NOW FREEZING COLDNESS BRRRRR. . .woo I am a rush huh?
YELLOW STARBURST
- Yeah, you bragged earlier, Red and Pink, but who is laughing now, eh?? Me, because I’m NOT in some kid’s stomach. Yeah, I can just chillax and do whatever. . .it’s pretty chill. Yeah, just hanging out . . .so is anyone around? Anyone at all?? Damn this is boring.
WATER BOTTLE
- Jeeze man, make out with me again why don’t you?
TV REMOTE
- Dude, I’m here under the couch! Can’t you see me?? God I can’t believe you lost me again. Don’t you care man? Don’t you realize that I’M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SAVE YOU IF BIG BANG THEORY COMES ON!
DRIED OUT PEN
- Hey, just FYI I’m totes empty. . .dude, stop writing so hard, as I mentioned I have no ink. . .MY GOD MAN I’M OUT JESUS. .. aaaannnd now I’ve been thrown out the window.
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