1) Variable Bus Arrivals! Keeping you on your feet. Figuratively and literally.
2) Trains that Take you Everywhere. . .the train goes, which is not far.
3) Sydney Taxis! Bringing the world's worst drivers to your door since a long time ago.
4) Sydney Car Share! Remember to drive on the left - I SAID LEFT AHHHH!
5) Sydney Drivers! Always respecting a Pedestrian's right to inspect their front bumpers.
6) Sydney Airport - Convenient international access to New Zealand! And nothing else.
And my favorite:
7) Sydney Public Transit! Don't complain, you COULD live in an American city.
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