I’ll try anything once. But I won’t try anything twice. I LOVE diversity.
A penny saved is a penny earned. Unless you stole the penny, in which case--give it back! You didn’t earn that penny!
The early bird gets the worm, but then that early bird gets eaten by the early cat, which gets in a fight with the early dog, so maybe it isn’t such a good idea to be early after all.
If a picture is worth a 1000 words, why do parents get so mad when their kids look at porn instead of writing their English papers?
A journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step. However, a journey of a single step also begins with a single step. So don’t think just because you took that first step you’ve accomplished anything yet, pal.
Cheap whores are a dime a dozen. Literally.
Whenever I get stuck between a rock and a hard place, I think "Man, I should have just become a geologist."
Curiosity killed the cat, while the dog still sits there slobbering happily. I guess ignorance really is bliss.
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