Cosman: The Guy Cosmopolitan

HOW TO PREPARE FOR THE FIRST DATE:
1. Take a shower (optional)
2. Put on a shirt and pants (optional)


ARE YOU TOO HONEST WITH YOUR WOMAN?
Honest: Tell her you had dinner with a girl.
Too Honest: Tell her what happened after dinner.


HOW TO MAKE SEX GREAT:
1. Take off pants first.
2. Don’t come early. . . to her apartment. She might still have her
clothes on.


WHERE IS HER PLEASURE CENTER?
Between her legs, duh!


THE BIGGEST SEX MISTAKES:
1. Not taking off pants first.
2. Thinking that she wanted to have sex with your fat ass.


HOW TO TELL IF SHE’S PERFECT FOR YOU:
1. She’s straight.
2. She doesn’t have a restraining order or a pending restraining order.


HOW TO MAKE A RELATIONSHIP LAST:
Learn her name before she leaves in the morning.


HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU:
You find her panties in your friend’s/brother’s/Spanish gardener’s Wall of Panties


SEX SECRET:
Contrary to popular belief, there is another person in bed with you.


KEEP YOUR SEX LIFE ACTIVE!
Do it on a treadmill.


HOT NEW HAIRSTYLES
Shorter than it was before.


DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PEE?
Go, dude. Honestly, just go.